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Here’s The Trailer For ‘Superfast!’ The Latest So-Called Spoof From Seltzer And Friedberg

Here’s The Trailer For ‘Superfast!’ The Latest So-Called Spoof From Seltzer And Friedberg

Ashley Burns 02.26.15 3 years ago 30 Comments

Meet ‘Spot,’ Google And Boston Dynamics’ Newest Nightmare-Fueling Robot

Meet ‘Spot,’ Google And Boston Dynamics’ Newest Nightmare-Fueling Robot

Caleb Reading 02.10.15 3 years ago 12 Comments

Delving Into The Very Real, Very Gross World Of Jake And Maggie ‘Gyllencest’

Delving Into The Very Real, Very Gross World Of Jake And Maggie ‘Gyllencest’

Josh Kurp 01.12.15 3 years ago 45 Comments

A Very Thorough And Painfully Scientific Review Of Taco Bell’s New Dollar Menu

A Very Thorough And Painfully Scientific Review Of Taco Bell’s New Dollar Menu

Ashley Burns 08.28.14 4 years ago 50 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence Is Dating The Coldplay Guy Because God Is Dead

Jennifer Lawrence Is Dating The Coldplay Guy Because God Is Dead

Vince Mancini 08.15.14 4 years ago 50 Comments

‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5’ Set For 2017, Reports Oh Please God No Magazine

‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5’ Set For 2017, Reports Oh Please God No Magazine

Vince Mancini 07.23.14 4 years ago 24 Comments

Meet The Nice Lady Who Gave ‘Sensuous’ Dolphin Handjobs During A NASA Study

Meet The Nice Lady Who Gave ‘Sensuous’ Dolphin Handjobs During A NASA Study

Caleb Reading 06.11.14 4 years ago 20 Comments

For Sale At Cannes: ‘Who The F#@k Took My Daughter?’ From Aaron Seltzer And Jason Friedberg

For Sale At Cannes: ‘Who The F#@k Took My Daughter?’ From Aaron Seltzer And Jason Friedberg

Ashley Burns 05.15.14 4 years ago 15 Comments

This Woman Spent $15,000 On Plastic Surgery So She Could Take Better Selfies

This Woman Spent $15,000 On Plastic Surgery So She Could Take Better Selfies

Josh Kurp 04.25.14 4 years ago 7 Comments

A Very Thorough And Painfully Scientific Review Of The Taco Bell Breakfast Menu

A Very Thorough And Painfully Scientific Review Of The Taco Bell Breakfast Menu

Ashley Burns 03.28.14 4 years ago 74 Comments

Paramount Is Remaking 'Explorers' Because We Can't Have Nice Things

Paramount Is Remaking 'Explorers' Because We Can't Have Nice Things

Caleb Reading 03.13.14 4 years ago 7 Comments

Ashton Kutcher Continues To Make Lakers Games More Depressing Than They Are

Ashton Kutcher Continues To Make Lakers Games More Depressing Than They Are

Ashley Burns 03.05.14 4 years ago 5 Comments

The WWE And Fox Are Producing ‘Jingle All The Way 2’ Starring… Larry The Cable Guy

The WWE And Fox Are Producing ‘Jingle All The Way 2’ Starring… Larry The Cable Guy

Ashley Burns 02.11.14 4 years ago 11 Comments

John Travolta Will Play A Crotch-Grabbing Gummy Bear. Of Course.

John Travolta Will Play A Crotch-Grabbing Gummy Bear. Of Course.

Caleb Reading 02.10.14 4 years ago 5 Comments

Do You Hate What ESPN Has Become? Then You’re Going To Loathe ‘TMZ Sports’ On TV

Do You Hate What ESPN Has Become? Then You’re Going To Loathe ‘TMZ Sports’ On TV

Ashley Burns 01.27.14 4 years ago 7 Comments

Let Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis On The Lakers Kiss Cam Help You Believe In Love

Let Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis On The Lakers Kiss Cam Help You Believe In Love

Ashley Burns 01.06.14 4 years ago 6 Comments

WATCH: Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore Take Audience Contempt to a New Level in ‘Blended’

WATCH: Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore Take Audience Contempt to a New Level in ‘Blended’

Vince Mancini 12.18.13 4 years ago 56 Comments

‘The Naked Gun’ Is Getting A Reboot Starring Ed Helms As Frank Drebin

‘The Naked Gun’ Is Getting A Reboot Starring Ed Helms As Frank Drebin

Ashley Burns 12.13.13 4 years ago 127 Comments