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Here’s The Trailer For ‘Superfast!’ The Latest So-Called Spoof From Seltzer And Friedberg

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Meet ‘Spot,’ Google And Boston Dynamics’ Newest Nightmare-Fueling Robot

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Delving Into The Very Real, Very Gross World Of Jake And Maggie ‘Gyllencest’

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A Very Thorough And Painfully Scientific Review Of Taco Bell’s New Dollar Menu

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Dating The Coldplay Guy Because God Is Dead

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‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5’ Set For 2017, Reports Oh Please God No Magazine

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Meet The Nice Lady Who Gave ‘Sensuous’ Dolphin Handjobs During A NASA Study

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For Sale At Cannes: ‘Who The F#@k Took My Daughter?’ From Aaron Seltzer And Jason Friedberg

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This Woman Spent $15,000 On Plastic Surgery So She Could Take Better Selfies

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A Very Thorough And Painfully Scientific Review Of The Taco Bell Breakfast Menu

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Paramount Is Remaking 'Explorers' Because We Can't Have Nice Things

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Ashton Kutcher Continues To Make Lakers Games More Depressing Than They Are

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The WWE And Fox Are Producing ‘Jingle All The Way 2’ Starring… Larry The Cable Guy

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John Travolta Will Play A Crotch-Grabbing Gummy Bear. Of Course.

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Do You Hate What ESPN Has Become? Then You’re Going To Loathe ‘TMZ Sports’ On TV

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Let Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis On The Lakers Kiss Cam Help You Believe In Love

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WATCH: Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore Take Audience Contempt to a New Level in ‘Blended’

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‘The Naked Gun’ Is Getting A Reboot Starring Ed Helms As Frank Drebin

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