The Avengers has a new trailer

Quick, nerd, hit this inhaler, The Avengers has a new trailer. From Marvel, the newest trailer for The Avengers (which, incidentally, is now called “Marvel Avengers Assemble” in the UK to avoid confusion with the 60s TV series – haha, suck it, England) begins with Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury saying somberly, “War has started. And we are hopelessly outgunned.” And that’s where The Avengers come in. The implication being, the world needs a miracle! QUICK, BRING IN THE BOW AND ARROW GUY AND THE CHICK WITH THE BIG TITS WHO KNOWS JIU-JITSU!

I’m just kidding, you guys. You know I’ll watch anything that involves rocket hands.

When an unexpected enemy emerges that threatens global safety and security, Nick Fury, Director of the international peacekeeping agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D., finds himself in need of a team to pull the world back from the brink of disaster. Spanning the globe, a daring recruitment effort begins

[HD available at, opens May 4th]