The Definitive Ranking Of Every Fight Scene From The ’90s ‘Mortal Kombat’ Movies

08.20.15 4 years ago 48 Comments

Whenever I read an article or online comment saying there’s never been a good video game movie, I get just a bit annoyed. I get downright vexed if those articles or comments specifically call out the Mortal Kombat movies for being bad because, dammit, the Mortal Kombat movies are great. Well, at least the first one is. Yes, they’re ridiculous and immature, but then the games they’re based on are also ridiculous and immature.

The Mortal Kombat movies are the most respectful, accurate video game-to-movie adaptations ever made. Yeah, that’s kind of a sad statement, but, on the other hand, it’s not, because Mortal Kombat is awesome in any form. So, in honor of the recent passage of the Mortal Kombat movie’s 20th anniversary, it’s time to cue up the most ear-slayingly awesome movie theme song of the ’90s…

… and strap yourself in for a totally sincere, non-ironic rating of every fight scene in Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

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