Just take 30 seconds and watch the above video (NSFW audio). It comes together beautifully, complete with the punchline. If the audio clip sounds familiar, you’re probably a fan of Dexter.
Anyway, I would love to say, as a self-proclaimed backshooting dirtbag who uses a sniper rifle all the time, that this has never happened to me. The truth, however, is that when you’ve got that sniper scope up, you have no peripheral vision and, well, let’s just say this guy is lucky what happened to him is funny and leave it at that.