Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom doesn’t open until June 22nd, but that hasn’t stopped Universal Pictures from making announcements about the next Jurassic Park sequel after it. So far we’ve only seen a couple of trailers — the first trailer in December and the Super Bowl trailer earlier this month — for Fallen Kingdom, but Universal seems certain about its success and is already hyping Jurassic World 3, announcing a release date of June 11th, 2021.
This is an optimistic move, but have you also considered Chris Pratt petting a baby dinosaur? Yeah, it’ll do okay.
Nonetheless, some people on Twitter weren’t sure about the announcement. Some among them were quick to decry the spoiler:
And one of the most common responses was to wonder if Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom had already opened and we all just missed it:
Another common response was to make jokes about announcing a third (sixth?) movie so soon:
Some people were skeptical:
Others made helpful suggestions about the potential plot lines:
Others showed up to volunteer as a fact checker:
And some just stated the obvious reason for the sequels to keep coming:
Speaking of obvious reasons for the sequels to keep coming, a few people stumbled upon the economic reason these parks — and these movies — will just keep on getting made:
Jurassic World 3: Corporate Stooges Get Eaten And Chris Pratt Maybe Pets TWO Baby Dinosaurs opens June 11th, 2021.