‘Captain Marvel’ Is Just Fine, Fully Solidifying Marvel’s Status As The New England Patriots Of Movies

Senior Editor
03.07.19

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Coming out of Captain Marvel I was struck by how difficult it was to form any meaningful reaction to it at all. How was it? It was just fine. Some stuff happened, we had a couple of laughs, there was a cat, I was never bored. And it was so mercifully short! Only a smidge over two hours.

There was a time when I considered writing television reviews an absurd proposition. It comes on, you watch it, and you wait for the next episode. The only review you need is whether you watch the next one. These days I find myself thinking a lot about television and movies on streaming and very little about the “big” movies we’re all expected to see opening week, and to, presumably, discuss. What did we think? Does it matter? Let’s just wait for the next episode.

People are going to fewer movies these days, and studios are putting significant money into fewer films. This is the franchise era of filmmaking, where “big brands” — Star Wars, Marvel, etc. — seem to be the only things that get people into theaters anymore. Everyone’s trying to recreate them while only a few succeed. We jeer at the failures (The Mummy, anyone?) and, increasingly, shrug at Marvel’s continued success. Marvel has become the New England Patriots of movies, kind of dull even when they’re good. When big brands are the only thing, what happens when they aren’t that interesting anymore?

More than anything, I was struck by Captain Marvel‘s overwhelming just fine-ness. It’s an origin story for Brie Larson’s Captain Marvel, the 90s-set tale of how she fell to Earth during an intergalactic war between the Krees and the Skrulls. The Krees, led by Jude Law, have glowing eyes and think of themselves as noble warrior heroes who serve a supreme leader made of AI (actually a beautiful satire of neoliberalism if they’d seen it through). The Skrulls, led by Ben Mendolsohn, are a pointy-eared race of shape-shifting goblins, with Australian accents and mouths that look like buttholes (Australians, essentially). But all is not as it initially appears.

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