The Snap: Our Unanswered ‘Saved by the Bell’ Questions

I'm still reeling (in anger!) from Lifetime's “Unauthorized 'Saved by the Bell' Story.” We were supposed to learn so much about the backstage shenanigans at Bayside, and all we got were a couple of anecdotes about Dustin Diamond's flask-hiding habit. Boo. 

In this episode of The Snap, I'm throwing down all the questions I wanted answered from that damn movie. Maybe some of you can do your best to answer them.

(Also: I took the name of the Lisa Turtle supergroup from my friend Michael Putin's trivia team in Chicago. I played on that team last week and felt comfortable using it. Props to him and to Lark Voorhies always.)

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Ep. #18: We Review Every Celebrity Sex Tape

Ep. #17: The Biggest Movie Bombs of 2014

Ep. #16: 25 Reasons to Worship Tilda Swinton

Ep. #15: The Secrets of 'Transformers'

Ep. #14: What to Know About the 2014 World Cup

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Ep. #12: Why Meryl Streep Needs to Join 'Star Wars'

Ep. #11: Everything You Don't Know About 'Maleficent'

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Ep. #5: Why Zac Efron is So Important

Ep. #4: Judging Superhero Movies by Their Posters

Ep. #3: Why Every Classic Movie Sucks

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