‘Westworld’: Season 1 pictures show a brave new (old) world

Westworld is shaping up to be HBO”s next big thing. With a cast featuring Anthony Hopkins, Ed Harris and Evan Rachel Wood (not to mention J.J. Abrams producing), the show about a futuristic theme park called Westworld that places customers in the Old West, is off to a great start. And when you factor in the source material comes from the late Michael Crichton, the man behind Jurassic Park and The Andromeda Strain, it certainly seems to merit a look when it comes out on HBO on October 2.

HBO has offered up some promo photos of the show. Rather than just post them as is, we figured we”d have a little fun and caption them. While we don”t know what these people might be thinking when they”re lost in the Old West, this is our best guesstimate.


Honey, I told you to bring the Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. You better hope I don”t get dysentery.

I really need to mow the lawn.
Don”t ever make fun of my face tattoo again. And no, I”m not from Brooklyn.
When have I ever not wanted fava beans and a nice chianti?
On my first day at Lee Strasberg, I learned that Chewing on glasses = Deep in thought.
Does this hat make me look more like Lee Van Cleef or David Carradine?