Greetings, fight fans! UFC Fight Night 89, is live from Ottawa, which claims to be the capital city of Canada. Fights kick off at 6:45 p.m. on Fight Pass with prelim action, so let’s take a look at who’s gonna win and how they’ll get it done.
2016 Important Results:
Jessica: 99-83-4 (54 percent)
Burnsy: 80-77-3 (51 percent)
Ryan: 5-1 (83 percent)
Jason: 19-16-1 (54 percent)
Jackman: 7-5 (58 percent)
Enrique: 7-5 (58 percent)
Jamie: 16-13-1 (55 percent)
Justin: 13-4 (76 percent)
Marty: 20-12-1 (62 percent)
Jared: 13-11 (54 percent)
Parker: 3-4 (43 percent)
Team Davis: 53-42-3 (56 percent)
Flyweight – Ali “Puncher King” Bagautinov vs Geane “Revolutionary” Herrera
Jessica: Hopefully the Tinystani can stay clean and maybe re-establish himself as a top flyweight. I’m taking Ali “Duffel” Bags to punch out Geane, Geane the Sleeping Machine with a second round KO.
Burnsy: My picks have been downright awful thus far in 2016, so I need to shake things up and get my head back in the game. How do I do that? No idea. Puncher King wins because he’s apparently the King of Punching.
Jason: I want to let the world know that I went 14/15 on my EA UFC 2 picks while simultaneously forgetting to submit my picks to dear Jessica, so that means my picks are going to suck. Bagautinov!
Welterweight – Jonathan “The French Spider” Meunier vs Colby “Chaos” Covington
Jessica: Meunier is a short notice replacement, but Covington beat Mike Pyle, so he is my mortal enemy. I’m taking Meunier to win by second round TKO.
Burnsy: A French Spider? Please, I deal with Florida spiders on a daily basis and they are bad little monsters that cannot be stopped. So, forgive me if I don’t take a wine-sipping, cigarette-smoking spider all that seriously. Chaos wins this one.
Jason: Burnsy, the French Spider doesn’t sip wine or smoke cigarettes, it just wears a horizontally stripped shirt with a beret. Come on! I’m taking Meunier.