Nyx was having trouble adjusting to his new home. He was nervous and timid and stressed out. To ease the poor puppy’s frayed nerves, his owner, Ahon Sarkar, took out his guitar and began playing what sounds like a Dream Theater song. Some guy playing Dream Theater is usually the worst, but it was Nyx’s first time hearing a guitar, and it worked: He eventually fell asleep.
This trick also works with every Eagles song.
In the darkest timeline version of this video, Sarkar sweetly plays Nyx to sleep with a jam built on marshmallows and clouds, then starts scream-singing “Meathook Sodomy.” Puppies LOVE Cannibal Corpse.