I’ve listened to Taylor Swift‘s “Blank Space” many times, and I don’t care what the OFFICIAL lyrics say: she’s totally singing, “Gotta love these Starbucks lovers” (I’d also accept “Got a long list of Starbucks lovers”). That will go down as the most popular misheard lyric of 2014, although “just like animals, animals, animals’ balls” and “the baker’s gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake” are both good, too. In 2015, T-Swift’s goal should be less baking and more enunciating.
