1. Malcolm McLaren almost became their manager — and turned them into a punk band!
It’s probably a good thing this never happened. Malcolm McLaren — best known for managing the Sex Pistols — approached the Peppers in 1985 about becoming their manager. He wanted to turn the band into a straightforward three-chord punk band, with Kiedis as the focal point, and the rest of the band acting as a backup group, and doing wild things on stage. The band was decidedly not interested in this idea. Flea was so horrified he passed out in shock.
2. Comedian Neil Hamburger really seems to have it in for them
Comedian Gregg Turkington — better known as Neil Hamburger — is an icon of what is known as anti-comedy. This could best be described as comedy that’s so bad it’s actually hilarious. But one thing worth wondering is why he’s got it out for the Chili Peppers so much? In this clip, he tells several jokes about the Peppers in a row, mostly focusing on their drug problems. Here’s a favorite:
“What’s the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?
“Harriet Tubman was a heroin to the slaves, the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin!”
Sorry, Peppers fans, but that one kills me. I still wonder why he picks on them so much, though.
3. But Chris Rock is a huge fan — he inducted them into the Rock ‘N Roll Hall Of Fame
Not all comics are anti-Peppers, though. Chris Rock loves the band, and in 2012, he inducted them into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. His speech is hilarious, talking about the time he thought he was going to see Grandmaster Flash, and he saw the Peppers instead (“I thought all white groups wore socks on their d****!”), and giving props to their blend of funkiness and pop sensibility (“If George Clinton and Brian Wilson had a baby, he would be ugly as f***……but he would sound like the Chili Peppers). The speech was both heartfelt, and ridiculously funny, and it was the perfect tribute to the band.
4. The Uplift Mofo Party Plan contains a “Special Secret Song Inside” — and it’s quite ribald.
The Peppers have always had a fondness for raunchy lyrics, but that was especially true in their early years. On 1987’s The Uplift Mofo Party Plan, the 8th track is listed as “Special Secret Song Inside,” but it’s actual name is “Party On Your P****,” a title that would surely make Prince proud. While sex was always a big topic for the Peppers, they were never as bawdy as this.
5. Dave Navarro was only with the band for one album — and it didn’t go over too well.
When John Frusciante left the band for the first time, shortly after the release of their smash album Blood Sugar Sex Magic, the Peppers were on top of the world. But with Frusciante gone, they needed a replacement guitarist who would fit in with their funk-punk sound. Their choice was Dave Navarro of Jane’s Addiction. He seemed like a nice fit, with serious chops as a hard rock guitarist, but it never quite panned out. Navarro’s lone album with the Peppers, 1995’s One Hot Minute, received lukewarm reviews, and his relationship with the band ended soon after. The album actually isn’t all bad, with “Coffee Shop,” in particular being a standout track, but the band clearly missed Frusciante. He returned for 1999’s Californication, and it became a huge hit.