My apologies if this music video for a song that came out 23 years ago is old news, but to quote my family’s motto, whenever I see an oily, half-naked Jason Statham dancing in a leopard-print loincloth, I’ll write about it. Some time after leaving Britain’s National Diving Squad, and before starring in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, the Stath shook his greasy moneymaker for Scottish electronic music band the Shamen in their “Comin’ On” music video.
In an alternate universe, Statham is one of the guys in Right Said Fred, and one of the guys in Right Said Fred (were they both named Fred?) is punching The Rock. Also, the Rock is now in C+C Music Factory, and C+C Music Factory is the Rock. This is the darkest timeline.