Good News, Funny Guys: Formula 1 Heiress Tamara Ecclestone Is Single

When we first met Formula 1 heiress sisters Petra and Tamara Ecclestone, they were house shopping in Los Angeles so they could begin their own American invasion. The daughters of Formula 1 CEO Bernie Ecclestone never quite caught on as celebrities here in the states, though, as we already have enough spoiled children with no discernible talents and plenty of disposable income. But bless their hearts, the Ecclestone sisters have kept on trying, and Tamara is really ready to catch our attention now that she’s single.
For the sake of differentiating them, Petra is married so we won’t talk about her, and Tamara is the one who pulled $1 million in cash out of her ass for a photo shoot last year. She’s also the one who dumped her no good boyfriend to reclaim her title as the World’s Most Eligible Bachelorette, and she’s not looking for good looks, a chiseled body or unbelievable wealth. She just wants a bro that can make her laugh.
What do you think about that, George Clooney?

Speaking to Loaded magazine during a glossy photo shoot that shows off her curvy body, Tamara explained exactly what she looks for in a man.
She said: ‘I know it sounds really cheesy, but they’ve got to make me laugh. If someone can’t make me laugh then it’s not going to happen.’
She added with a sly grin on her face: ‘Did you see my ex-boyfriend?’ (Via the Daily Mail)

In case you’re wondering, this is what Omar looks like, so you can judge whether or not she’s right or just being mean. She also told The Sun back in July that Omar couldn’t get it done in the bedroom, so keep in mind that if you do start dating this girl and things go south, she’s going to tell everyone on Earth that you have a small penis. And people will believe her because she will pay them to believe her.
As for the Loaded shoot, check out the photos for yourself, and I’ll be over here trying to think of a punchline to my new joke: “What did the frumpy blogger say to the billionaire heiress?”