‘Alison Won’t Date Any Of You’: The Best Of Joel McHale’s UPROXX Live Discussion

Yesterday we were graced with a visit by Joel McHale of Community, The Today Show‘s only two good segments, The Soup, and our dreams. (*busom-heaving sigh*) He was as funny and charming as we all knew he’d be.

Since great moments in our live discussions sometimes go unnoticed, we’ve created a highlight reel of some of the funniest answers in Joel McHale’s UPROXX live discussion along with plenty of helpful visual aids. So, without further ado, let’s get right to the photoshops, Alison Brie GIFs, Jeff Winger GIFs, and Community admiration.

I imagined him with Peter Dinklage for the purposes of this photoshop.

Oh snap, that monkey hired temps.

“A man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says ‘The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up.’ The man bursts into tears. He says ‘But doctor… I am Pagliacci.'” — an excerpt from Rorschach’s journal (Watchmen)

This should cheer him up:

Just a reminder, Joel McHale has a Rose Bowl ring.



Alison Brie is serious about her rap career, guys.

Hey, if the vibraslap is good enough for the lead singer of CAKE, why not?


I will never not use this GIF.


This guy seems legit.

This is Mac’s love letter to Chase Utley from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


I’m not even sorry.

Thanks for reading!