Of Course Fieri’s New Car Is a Camaro

04.08.11 7 years ago 17 Comments

Food Network chef Guy Fieri has replaced his stolen Lamborghini with a car much more fitting for a man with bleached hair and a four-foot pepper grinder: a brand new Chevy Camaro. Try and guess if Fieri called it a “bitchin’ Camaro.”

Bitchin’ Camaro…thanks to my bruthas at Chevy! First yellow conv off tha line! [@ChefGuyFieri]

Oh, Guy. You never disappoint. Well, you never disappoint me, that is. I’m sure the women who’ve seen you naked would disagree.

Maybe if we all chipped in and bought him Mark Wahlberg’s prosthetic dong extension from Boogie Nights, Guy Fieri could settle down and buy a simple luxury sedan. Although at this point I’d settle for him having a goatee that didn’t have a bleached soul patch.

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