Reminder: Never Ask For A Steve Buscemi Tattoo

Unfortunately for Lizz, who appeared on TLC’s America’s Worst Tattoos last night, she didn’t ask for Steve Buscemi’s face on her ankle; she was given it, by a former co-worker of hers who wanted to practice portraits. Still, the message remains to any would-be Barton Inks: never ask for a Buscemi tattoo.

Unless that on-skin smudge isn’t Buscemi. It could be Peter Lorre? Or maybe Hilary Swank? Some sort of Greaser Rat King, perhaps? No matter who (what) it is, it’s eating my soul and I am dead now. Thank you, Donny.