What’s On Tonight: ‘Kroll Show’ Comes To An End And ‘Justified’ Barrels On

03.24.15 3 years ago 21 Comments

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Kroll Show (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – On the series finale, Wendy converts to Judaism, and Gil and George plan the ultimate prank.

Justified (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – It’s a bit ironic that tonight’s episode is titled “Trust,” seeing as the residents of Harlan County should know better than to trust anyone in that two-timing, murdering town. There are only a handful of episodes left before the series finale, and if you’ve already started placing bets on who’s biting the bullet by the end, you may want to wait. Game changing twists have been promised, and with Boyd risking everything, including Ava’s life, in order to get at Markham’s stash while Raylan’s busy keeping his informants in check, the writers are doing their best to prove that no one’s truly safe.

Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) – Eddie’s still got a taste for older women, so Louis helps him improve his game while Jessica considers making a career change.

Hell’s Kitchen (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) – The 15 remaining chefs are challenged to create comfort dishes for the judges. In what may be the cruelest form of punishment known to mankind, the losers of the competition will be forced to chop 500 onions.

NBA Basketball: Spurs at Mavericks (TNT, 8:00 p.m.) – A basketball game is on. Also, for some reason, every time I hear the word Maverick, it gives me flashbacks of Tom Cruise in his Top Gun days before all that Oprah couch-jumping nonsense happened. We miss you, Tom.

The Flash (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – Barry learns an important lesson: You screw with time, time screws you right back. The Red Streak’s new abilities cause problems for the team as does the return of our favorite Prison Break brothers. Captain Cold and Heat Wave are back in Central City, and Snart brought along his sister to help wreak a little havoc.

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – The team’s still deciding on whether or not they should put Skye down because, you know, she could totally wipe out the world if she sneezes or something. Bobbi and Mack come clean about who they’re really working for. (It’s S.H.I.E.L.D., but not this fake S.H.I.E.L.D. we’ve been following the past two seasons, no it’s the “real” S.H.I.E.L.D.) Oh, and Ward is back with his newest partner in crime, Agent May’s scar faced doppelgänger.

NCIS: New Orleans (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) – Is New Orleans home to a secret group of highly trained assassins whose sole mission is to kill drunken sailors that frequent seedy gentlemen’s clubs by posing as career strippers? Probably not, but I’m kind of interested in seeing that show’s pilot now.

Undateable (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) – Brett gets some much-needed lessons in sucking face from Shelly, while the gang tries to figure out a way to tell Candace that her boyfriend is a complete jerkwad.

iZombie (CW, 9:00 p.m.) – In this week’s episode, undead Veronica Mars eats an artist’s brain in order to find his killer and winds wanting to jump her ex-fiance’s bones. (Which, admittedly, is much better than wanting to eat his brains. But still, zombie sex? Gross.)

One Big Happy (NBC, 9:30 p.m.) – (Let’s be real, this show will probably be cancelled in a couple more episodes, but I’ll do this anyway because I just love Elisha Cuthbert so damn much.) Lizzy struggles to deal with her best friend/baby daddy’s wife, who moves herself and all her creepy marionette puppets into their apartment.

The Mindy Project (Fox, 9:30 p.m.) – In the Season 3 finale, Mindy learns the only thing more embarrassing than your middle-aged boyfriend standing you up for a dinner with your parents is your co-worker rounding up all of your ex-boyfriends, police line-up style, in order to discover the true paternity of your unborn baby.

Gangland Undercover (HIST, 10:00 p.m.) – Nothing moves you up the ranks of the Aryan brotherhood quicker than a short jail stint.

Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – In which a million fans get the chance to roast Tosh, and the comedian works to make the streets safer for fashionable people.

NBA Basketball: Warriors at Trailblazers (TNT, 10:30 p.m.) – Another basketball game is on. Sadly, this one doesn’t bring back memories of a young Tom Cruise.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Bill O’Reilly and Aubrey Plaza on Letterman; Elizabeth Banks, Ronda Rousey and Little Big Town on Fallon; Tom Arnold and Maisie Williams on Kimmel; Patricia Arquette, Chris Pine and Modest Mouse on Corden; and Ben Stiller, Elisha Cuthbert and Chris Hayes on Meyers.

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