There are certain phrases I’ll never not click on if I see them on the Internet. The words “Scarlett Johansson” and “boobs” in the same sentence are up there, obviously, as is the headline, “Area Man Will Donate Ten Million Tons of Mint Chocolate Chip and Cookie Dough Ice Cream to Anyone Named Josh Kurp.” Another one is: “I present to you, the worst advertisement ever shown on TV,” which popped up on Reddit earlier today.
I was not disappointed.
MUST BUY SOUVLAKI NOW. I have so many questions: where does one find souvlaki in the middle of the jungle? Is the souvlaki man in the jungle? You can see a car driving on the bridge in the background at one point. Is the gorilla throwing the banana back at the man, or a pile of poop? Is the gorilla playing the guitar AND singing, or just playing the guitar? If he is singing, why didn’t he answer in English when the nice souvlaki man offered him a CGI banana earlier? That’s just rude. Why is the souvlaki man dancing at the end? What the hell do gorillas and Greeks have to do with one another? Can souvlaki be made with gorilla meat? What does gorilla meat taste like? Would feeding a gorilla souvlaki kill it?
All of these questions — and more! — will be answered when Souvlaki Hut Gorilla takes over the world.