Ashton Kutcher On Why You Should Listen To Him: ‘I Get To Have Sex With Mila Kunis’

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While speaking at the Tech My Way event in Sydney, Australia, Steve Jobs cosplayer Ashton Kutcher told a crowd of people who haven’t had sex with Mila Kunis that they should listen to him because he’s had sex with Mila Kunis. Jokingly referring to Kunis as “the Queen Of Humanity,” a Jupiter Ascending reference that everyone pretended to get, Kutcher made sure his devoted onlookers knew his sexy wife was “sexy” and that, again, “I get to have sex with Mila Kunis.”

Kutcher added that if someone has the opportunity to interview Kunis, it’s probably best to not ask her what dress she’s wearing. “They said there is no such thing as a dumb question. I think that is utter bullsh*t,” he said. “Most questions are dumb questions.” (Via)

According to Kunis sex-haver Kutcher, an example of a good question is, “What is the best piece of advice you have ever received?” He’s asked his celebrity friends that exact query, and their responses range from Bradley Cooper’s “be yourself,” which he read off a greeting card in CVS once, to Mila Kunis’ “Don’t let your ego get in the way of asking for help.”

For instance, “Can you help me find a dumpster that can fit every copy of Jupiter Ascending?”