‘Batman Live’ So Far Not Crossing the Rockies

I live in a major metropolitan area full of both ironic hipsters and nerds. So obviously Batman Live, the pretty trippy stage show, will be coming to my town, right?

NO! WRONG! In fact it won’t even be getting anywhere close to us East Coast elites. Instead it’ll only be getting as far as Missouri.

That’s too bad because by all accounts, this show is almost bafflingly insane. It’s got living Joker teeth, glowstick fights, Robin in a hamster ball, and these are just the video previews that have been released. Apparently it tells the story of Robin and is, by all accounts, so utterly crazy it actually becomes a great time.

Here’s a video:

So if you happen to live west of the Rockies or close to it, and like nightmare fuel, here are the dates and locations:

Anaheim, CA Honda Center Sept. 5-9, 2012

St. Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center Sept. 13-16, 2012

San Jose, CA HP Pavilion at San Jose Sept. 20-23, 2012

Los Angeles, CA Staples Center Sept. 27-30, 2012

Las Vegas, NV Thomas & Mack Center Oct. 3-7, 2012

Oklahoma City, OK Chesapeake Energy Arena Oct. 10-14, 2012

Rio Rancho, NM Santa Ana Star Center Oct. 17-21, 2012

Colorado Springs, CO World Arena Oct. 23-24, 2012

Loveland, CO Budweiser Events Oct. 28-28 2012

Wichita, KS Intrust Bank Arena Nov 13-14, 2012

Sioux City, IA Tyson Event Center Nov 16-18, 2012

Kansas City, MO Sprint Center Nov 23-25, 2012

Green Bay, WI Resch Center Nov. 27-28, 2012

Ft. Wayne, IN Allen County War Memorial Col Dec. 4-5, 2012

St. Louis, MO Chaifetz Arena Dec. 7-9, 2012

Dallas, TX American Airlines Center Dec. 12-16, 2012

Tulsa, OK BOK Center Dec. 19-23, 2012

San Antonio, TX Freeman Coliseum Dec. 27-30, 2012

I’m assuming that they’ll be announcing more tour dates at the beginning of 2013. Either that or Batman won’t be coming to Gotham.