McDonald’s unveiled a redesigned Hamburglar yesterday, and this new Hamilton B. Urglar is looking… different. He’s at once creepy, hipster-ish, and, well, perhaps just a bit f*ckable? I’m so confused. The internet was a little flummoxed by the new Hamburglar as well, with some making jokes about wanting to bang the Hamburglar, others claiming it ruins their childhood (lighten up, Francis), and some comparing things to other things. Oh, internet. Never change.