The Best Tweets From Patton Oswalt’s Hilariously Vulgar #CareerEndingTwitterTypos Hashtag

Patton Oswalt has been known to win the Internet, specifically Twitter. A few of his finest Twitter moments from the last few months: pitching absurd fake movies that would get the greenlight in a just world, obliterating Salon, and hilariously trolling his followers with a string of two-part tweets.

He has another blockbuster moment on his hands today, as he seems to have given birth to the #CareerEndingTwitterTypos hashtag. It quickly became a trending topic as Twitter comedians scrambled to out-shock each other.

Buckle in, the fireable offenses get much, much more vulgar from here.