This Bulldog Carrying A Box On Its Face Is Basically The Dog Version Of A Roomba

This English bulldog named Diesel apparently loves playing with boxes; so much so that he carries this box around on his face for more 3 full minutes before his amused owners finally put the camera down to try to dislodge it. You might be thinking — really, really? — this dog willfully walks into walls and cars over and over again for 3 minutes because of a stubborn refusal to put the box down, and for what?

To which I say, oh yeah, smart guy? At least this bulldog didn’t sit through eight entire episodes of season two of True Detective, so who’s the real loser here?