A charity bake sale in Glasgow was ruined (or made better, depending on who you ask) by the ol’ dildo in a cake prank. The Evening Times reports that last Friday at the Glasgow City Council’s offices, where a bake sale “was being held for employees to buy cakes and help raise money for [a Romanian orphanage],” officials discovered “a sex toy through a chocolate cake.” Classic.
Meanwhile, in America, Cara Delevingne gave Kendall Jenner a very dirty birthday cake. These are haylcon days for the erotic desserts industry.
The almost-Kardashian, who turned 20 yesterday, threw a star-studded party on Monday, with special guests Justin Bieber, Ruby Rose, Gigi Hadid, Kanye, Kim, and all the other K-named people. Delevingne wasn’t there — maybe she heard “ungrateful” Robb Stark might show up? You do not want to go to a party with Robb Stark — but she sent Kendall an, um, interesting present.