SI Swimsuit Cover Model Chrissy Teigen Will Hold Everything And Everyone, Except You

The Twitter bio for Chrissy Teigen, one of the three lucky ladies who appears on the 2014 edition of SI‘s annual Swimsuit Issue, reads that she’s a demotivational speaker, not Cindy Crawford, and an aspiring magician. She may want to add “meme inspiration,” after a photo of her holding onto the male nipples of a swimmer recently went viral. And so began #chrissyholdingthings.

John Legend

Michael Crabtree

Mario Mushrooms

Superman

Paula Deen

Delicious Foods

Miley Cyrus

Killer Whales

300

Simba

Nancy Grace’s Vodka

Miguel

George Costanza

Her SI Cover

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