The Second Episode Of ‘COPS: Skyrim’ Is Totally Profiling Us

Fret no more! Now you can do both AT THE SAME TIME.

Last week we introduced the first episode of Nerdist’s new series, COPS: Skyrim, and said it was setting a high bar for the rest of the series. Now Jeff Hatz, Bryan Basham, and Tyrannicon have made a second COPS: Skyrim episode which continues the story of all those city guards wandering around the province of Skyrim and brutalizing us when all we did was startle a chicken.

On this week’s installment of Cops: Skyrim on the Nerdist Channel, there’s Argonian “gang activity” afoot, but there’s resistance, and that pile of stolen weapons? Huh. Where did THAT come from? Then there’s a domestic disturbance involving an intruder and a “couple of arrows” that leads to some negotiating over the charge, and a dead mother poses a problem. Finally, it’s happy hour, three tankards lead to an improper proposal or two, and it’s a hot time in the old town tonight. Literally. [Nerdist via Laughing Squid]

Check out the second episode below. It’s just another day shot in the ass.