Opponent Claims Cory Booker Is Hella Gay Because He Didn’t Suck A Stripper’s ‘Hot Breasts’

Possible Batman Cory Booker is running for a seat in the New Jersey Senate against Steve Lonegan, whose team is resorting to hilarious(exxxy) tactics to sway public favor his way. One upon a time, Booker flirted with and sent a Direct Message to a stripper on Facebook. No big whoop, to everyone but Steve Lonegan’s top aide, Rick Shaftan, who thinks Booker is gay because he didn’t want to suck said stripper’s “hot breasts.”

“It was just weird. I mean, to me, you know, hey, if he said, ‘Hey, you got really hot breasts man, I’d love to suck on them.’ Then like, yeah, cool. But like, he didn’t say that,” Shaftan explained. “It was like kind of like, I don’t know, it was like what a gay guy would say to a stripper. It’s the way he was talking to her. It’s just like like there was no sexual interest at all. I don’t know. To me, if I was single and you know like some stripper was tweeting me, I might take advantage of the perks of the office, you know?”

“This is strange. It’s just weird…It’s like, ‘I don’t know who she is. I don’t know anything about her.’ Get the f*ck out of here dude. You can’t follow her Twitter page and not know she’s got those great breasts. How do you f*cking not know?” Shaftan said. “It’s just too odd and people they just wonder, like, who does this guy really want to work for? Who’s he representing?”

Needless to say, Shaftan has been fired, so he’ll have plenty of free time to suck stripper boobs.

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