KFC Bathroom Creep Will Be Caught By Cops After He Uploaded Video Of Himself Singing One Direction Online

There’s a lot going on in that headline, so let’s break it down.

Dominik Selchert, 27, was accused of spying on female co-workers at the KFC where he worked as an assistant manager after his iPhone was found in their bathroom. He fled from the cops in July 2012, and hasn’t been seen since…except for on YouTube, where he uploaded videos of himself singing “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson and “What Makes You Beautiful” by One Direction. According to the Daily Mail, “Today a police source said they were aware of the new videos and were ‘on the case’.” JUSTICE THY NAME IS HARRY.

The lesson, as always: if you’re a creep, don’t record then upload a video of yourself belting out boy band songs. Also, don’t be a creep, you creep, who, I’m guessing, will eventually be caught at a One Direction concert.

(Via Daily Mail)