Pat Robertson: Smoking Weed Makes You ‘A Slave To A Vegetable’

There are all kinds of words and all kinds of ways that one can combine them. I don’t know why Pat Robertson uses the word combinations that he does when he talks about porn, homosexuality, social media, and natural disasters, but if you view his statements absent relevancy, it’s a hell of a party when he opens his mouth.

This time, Robertson would like to rap at you about addiction. Did you know that pot heads are slaves to vegetables? Apparently, that’s whats up.

“God gave you and me as human beings authority, he gave us dominion over everything on this Earth,” the TV preacher explained on Monday’s 700 Club. “Over all the animals, all the snakes, all the birds, all the plants, all the vegetables.”

Sidebar: Did you know that hippos kill almost 3,000 people each year? Dominion my ass.

“Cocaine is the product of a vegetable, alcohol is the product of a vegetable, marijuana is a vegetable,” he continued. “And yet, people are enslaved to vegetables. And you were made in the image of God. God made you in his image to reign and rule with him. He gave you incredible authority.”

“Why would you become a slave to a vegetable? Why? Why would you do it?” [Via]

He said to an audience that can’t seem to turn away from his often brain-dead musings… Pat Robertson is going meta, y’all.

(Source: Raw Story)