Delicious SOPA-PIPAs And Links

Boo Internet Censorship, Yay Internet Freedom: The Anti-SOPA Meme |Warming Glow|

SPLOOSH! A Tribute To Archer’s Pam Poovey |UPROXX|

This Is, Literally, The Worst News In The History Of Professional Football |With Leather|

Marky Mark says he would’ve stopped 9/11, doesn’t masturbate |Film Drunk|

Hanksy Brings Together Tom Hanks And Banksy. Finally. |UPROXX|

Rihanna’s Smoking Something In Hawaii |TSS|

Comedian Jim Norton Takes ‘Awkward Photos With Celebrities’ To A New Level Thanks To Captions |UPROXX|

This Week in Posters: I hate you so much, Iron Lady. |Film Drunk|

Gina Carano Chokes Out Jim Norton, Gives YouTube Something Weird To Masturbate To |With Leather|

Peter Rosenberg’s Drunk Driving PSA For Rappers |TSS|

Incontrovertible Proof that Tom Cruise is Not Gay. Well, that settles that. |Warming Glow|

Unintentional Couples Mismatches in Movies |Unreality|

25 People Who Thought SOPA Was About Soap |Buzzfeed|

The 11 Crappiest Movies of Kate Beckinsale’s Career |Pajiba|

“Saved By The Bell” With Inappropriate Woo’ing |GorillaMask|

7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now |HuffPost Comedy|

Couple Attempts to Explode a Car By Using Flaming Tampons |Brobible|

‘The Day the LOL Cats Died’ Is the Official Song of the SOPA Protests |The FW|

If you guessed Michelle Trachtenberg as the next celeb to have a sex tape out there then I have some good news. Maybe. |FARK|

VIDEO BELOW: “Hey. Heeeey. Hey.” |via Buzzfeed|

[Pictures via Mike Mitchell and Buzzfeed.]