The title of this YouTube video is “Charlie’s reaction to his baby sister’s arrival,” Charlie being the dog in the video, who is excitedly told that a baby named “Sadie” is coming home tomorrow and invited to sniff Sadie’s things. But let’s be real here. Sadie is not Charlie’s baby sister. Charlie was not birthed out of his human’s vagina. Charlie has earned himself one ticket to Second Class Citizenville; population Charlie. You and I know this, and Charlie knows this.
Which is why Charlie’s reaction to Sadie, the new baby coming home, could not be more on-point. On the plus side, I hear that poopy diapers are delicious?