There Is No Greater Horror Than Elmo And Cookie Monster Toys Having X-Rated Fun Together

File this under “Unexpected Tribulations of Parenthood.” One moment, you’re picking up your kid’s toys, and the next thing you know, Elmo and Cookie Monster are f*cking in the toy box. Just like, Cookie Monster going at it, taking Elmo from behind, while Elmo giggles and squeals.


For the record, these toys are apparently called “Elmo Live” and “Tickle Me Extreme Cookie Monster.” So, to all you parents out there, this is pretty much what you deserve when buying toys for your kids that promise to basically be alive and extreme. You have been warned.

Via Reddit