‘Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon’ Gets A Fake Movie Trailer (With A Laser Shark!) And A One-Liners Supercut

You’ve surely seen us raving about Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, the neon-drenched, pun-filled, ’80s cheesefest released as a stand-alone DLC (so you don’t have to own Far Cry 3 to play it). It’s better than the original Far Cry 3 and may become a full-blown franchise. Now we have a pitch-perfect parody and a supercut to enjoy.

MikeDiva released a fake movie trailer based on Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. What’s the most spot-on about this ’80s action flick ridiculousness? Is it the cheesy one-liners? The dialogue consisting solely of cliches? The villain with a God complex and a metal appendage? The sidekick hacking the Gibson with “just wave your hands near the keyboard” movie typing? The FLYING METAL LASER SHARK!!!?

It’s all so perfect.

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If that seems too cheesy to be similar to the original, just compare it to this NSFW compilation of the best and worst one-liners delivered by Michael Biehn (Terminator) as protagonist Rex “Power” Colt in Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. Unfortunately, it doesn’t include the part about him making us a blanket out of six feet of his sh-t, but it does include the poetic, “Blah blah blah kill blah blah blah.” It’s like Raymond Chandler all up in this piece.

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[Sources: SuperPunch and Kotaku]