You know this guy smells great.
When watching old episodes of Star Trek, did you ever catch yourself thinking, “Man, I bet that Sulu smells good. I wish I could smell like Sulu!”
No? Me either, but that’s never stopped the celebrity fragrance industry before! So yeah, now George Takei has his own fragrance named the only thing it possibly could be named…
“Set Phasers to Stunning. George Takei’s Eau My is a clean, refreshing fragrance for Men and Women. Subtle and charming, with top notes of mandarin zest, Italian bergamot and fresh ozone transitioning to night-blooming jasmine, white freesia petals and grated ginger. Sensual woods, crystalized amber, soft skin musk, and vetiver will delight you when dry.”
This kind of seems like one of those “we thought of a killer pun and then worked backwards” situations. Personally I’m waiting for James Doohan’s Engaging aftershave — I heard it smells like a moustache soaked in Canadian Club whiskey.