Hands Bloody After Committing Murder? Clean ‘Em Up With Purell!

May I suggest a tagline for this fake but wonderful Purell Hand Sanitizer commercial: “Choosy murderers choose Purell.”

Also, you might want to wear gloves if you’re going to kill someone and chop them into little pieces. That way you don’t leave any fingerprints behind AND you pretty much eliminate the need for hand sanitizer. Just ask O.J.

(HT: Copyranter)