Hey, you. Yeah, you. Whatchu doing? Workin’, huh? That sucks. Wouldn’t life be so much better if you were in Paris right now? Of course it would! Like, you could be eating a croissant from a real French bakery instead of that knock-off one from Starbucks you’re eating. Seriously, come on…let’s go to Paris together. You and me. It’ll be grand. Just click play and we’re there.