Here, Have Some Paris With Your Morning Coffee

Hey, you. Yeah, you. Whatchu doing? Workin’, huh? That sucks. Wouldn’t life be so much better if you were in Paris right now? Of course it would! Like, you could be eating a croissant from a real French bakery instead of that knock-off one from Starbucks you’re eating. Seriously, come on…let’s go to Paris together. You and me. It’ll be grand. Just click play and we’re there.