Compliments of Reddit, we bring you crimes and punishment of parking like a douchebag. Few things evoke such ire as people who park their cars like inconsiderate buttholes in public parking lots, but what are you gonna do? Leave a note? Hilariously park next to them in a way that publicly draws attention to their selfishness? Key their car?
As tempting as the latter can be, one enterprising member of the courtesy police came up with a way that humiliates the douchey parker without actually causing damage to the vehicle, at what appears to be the Cherry Hill Mall in South Jersey. Enjoy:
I think I’m gonna start carrying sidewalk chalk around with me. The possibilities are endless!
And for anything else you may have missed on the web today…