Hitler’s Manhood Was A Train Wreck, According To Historians

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Adolf Hitler is one of the most analyzed monsters in history. But there’s always more to uncover, including, apparently, about his swimsuit area. We’ve already confirmed that Hitler really did have only have one testicle, but some historians are now claiming Hitler had way more wrong than just that.

Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie, as part of their research for the book Hitler’s Last Day: Minute By Minute, claim they’ve found medical records proving Hitler was suffering from hypospadias, a birth defect where the opening of the urethra is located, well, elsewhere. It’s not clear where, exactly, Hitler had to pee from, but suffice to say, it’s not a fun problem to have. Interestingly, hypospadias can often go hand-in-hand with a undescended testicle, strengthening both the idea that the Fuhrer couldn’t pee correctly and that he wasn’t packing a full bag down below.

If that weren’t enough, hypospadias often requires surgeons to “rebuild” the organ in question, so Hitler may have gone under the knife and possibly lost a few inches in the process, medical science being what it was at the time. That said, hypospadias isn’t directly associated with having a tiny manhood, so the claims that Hitler also had a tiny one are unverified, for now. Even if he didn’t get his twig pruned, though, let’s just say that repairing hypospadias is not a surgery you ever want to experience, but one Hitler richly deserved. Hitler was always going to spark a world war and commit horrendous atrocities, so maybe karma was just getting its licks in early.

(Via The Telegraph)