This Honest Trailer Guns For ‘Gears Of War’, AKA ‘Fifty Shades Of Brown’

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02.18.15 4 Comments

The newest Honest Trailer from Screen Junkies and Smosh Games takes on the Gears of War series, the franchise “brave enough to wonder, why can’t a machine gun be a chainsaw too?”

It’s the game that red-ringed everyone’s Xbox while they rushed to exterminate an indigenous species “for the crime of trying to protect their fuel source from human invaders. Basically, Avatar with more beating people to death with their own limbs.”

Well, when you put it that way, it just makes the game sound even better. It almost makes us forget that the lead characters run around like they pooped their pants and somehow can’t jump, even though they can do somersaults like they’re some kind of “jaguar ballerina.”

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Via Smosh Games

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