People Who Threaten To Leave The Country If Their Candidate Doesn’t Win Have No Excuse Now

Every presidential election season there are hardline ideologues who claim that they’ll move to another country if their preferred candidate doesn’t win, and every presidential election season there are hardline ideologues who don’t keep their promise to move when their preferred candidate doesn’t win.

In an effort to perhaps this doesn’t happen again this year as frequently, JetBlue is offering a free trip out of the country to butthurt political junkies.

On November 6th, America will elect the next U.S. president. If things don’t go your way, don’t worry. Here’s your chance to get a free flight out of the country with JetBlue. Participate in our election protection poll to register. And remember if you change your mind you can always come back. Or not. It’s a free country.

A press release adds: “After the results are in, JetBlue will give away 1,006 roundtrip certificates — that’s 2012 seats — to participants whose candidate lost. Tickets are good for roundtrip travel from any airport JetBlue services to 21 international, nonstop destinations including Aruba, Bahamas, Barbados, Bermuda, Cayman Islands, Colombia, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Mexico, St. Maarten, St. Lucia and Turks & Caicos.”

George W. Bush is probably sad that they left out Poland.