Joseph Gordon-Levitt broke hearts all over the world at the end of last year when he married his girlfriend, Tasha McCauley. However, we all swooned anew when it turned out that McCauley is a robotics CEO, because of course JGL would pick someone smart to marry. No trophy wives for this dude.
Well, prepare to cry more bitter tears: Joseph Gordon-Levitt is now a dad, as he and McCauley welcomed their first child sometime over the weekend. Gordon-Levitt has been rocking the Cardigan Wearing Hipster Dad aesthetic for a while now, so it’s great that he now has a baby to legitimize the look. The couple tends to stay out of the spotlight, so details so far are sparse and unlikely to surface for a while. The gender and name are unknown, but it’s safe to assume that the baby is adorable and brilliant, thanks to superior genetics.
It is kind of refreshing to see a celebrity couple refuse to capitalize on media coverage, and to keep their children shielded from invasive paparazzi. These two seem pretty down to earth, so congratulations to them and their growing family. Now, he just needs to hang out with fellow Hot Dads Justin Timberlake and David Beckham, because the universe demands it.