Time and again, Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) proved he was not a complicated man, although, over four seasons on Eastbound and Down (available to stream anytime on HBO Now), he has proven himself to be a number of things. He’s a pitcher, a former wunderkind of Major League Baseball, a substitute teacher, a Jet Ski enthusiast, and above all, he’s a man who loves to win. He freely admits at one point that he hates losing more than he hates cancer. As expected, with a cocksure attitude and the impossibly high expectations he sets for himself, one thing Kenny Powers is definitely not is humble.
In Kenny’s world, there is only Kenny, and there is only Kenny being awesome. Should you find yourself in a position where you question your awesomeness, simply refer to these awesome Kenny Powers quotes to remind you that there’s not always a time or a place to be humble.