This Bill Murray Mural Wins Everything (And Afternoon Links)

PICTURE ABOVE: “Met [Justin Cozens] last night who does chalk murals at a local bar every few months. Can you believe this got rubbed out?” — wilsongilson

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VIDEO BELOW: “A cat duet featuring Kieran and Romeo performs a festive piano meow-lody.” — DP&F

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