Chemistry Should Always Be Explained With Dogs In Sunglasses (And Afternoon Links)

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15 Badass Aldo Raine GIFs To Remind You That Brad Pitt Is Pretty Good At Playing A Badass |UPROXX|

Aaron Paul Is Really Excited About The Final Season Of ‘Breaking Bad’ |Warming Glow|

A Brilliant Letter from Bruce Lee in Honor of His Birthday |Film Drunk|

Meet Con Bro Chill, Lacrosse’s ‘Personality Of The Year’ And The King Of All Bros |With Leather|

Built For The Streets: 10 Classic Black And White Videos From The ’90s |Smoking Section|

Some Cowboys Fans Want Obama To Forcibly Remove Jerry Jones |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Guy Makes AK-47 from Old Shovel |Technabob|

A 170 Ft. Trampoline In The Russian Wilderness |High Definite|

6 Pieces of Folksy Wisdom That Are Actually True |Mental Floss|

Five Lost Episodes of Firefly that Will Sadly Never Air |Unreality|

The Elmo Sex Scandal Gets a Taiwanese Animation |Gorilla Mask|

25 Reasons Why Bill Nye Was The Best Teacher You’ve Ever Had |Buzzfeed|

The Many Deaths of Toby, the Wolverine Mascot from Red Dawn |College Humor|

The First 5 People I’d Audition to Play the Lead in a Film About Nikke Finke’s Life |Pajiba|

Twenty-one incredibly terrifying hanging bridges no one in their right mind would ever cross |Fark|

Here Is a Very Cool ‘PTImeline’ of Mike Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser Talking About LeBron James |Brobible|

VIDEO BELOW: Doberman loves the waterslide. |Thanks to Frank for sending this in|

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