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Yesterday was J.R.R. Tolkien Day, so here’s Gandalf walking the dwarves. [via]

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VIDEO BELOW: Rogue the Australian Cattle Dog drives a Power Wheel car, honks the horn for treats. |via Fun With Pup And Jane|

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[Inset picture via Gifolas Cage.]