Despite the revelation that his beloved wanted to put his corpse on display, Charles Manson will still marry his superfan fiancée Afton Elaine “Star” Burton — according to Burton. In a new interview with Inside Edition, Burton is not asked about her plans to charge admission for viewing her honey-bunny’s corpse in a glass case, but is instead asked about the beautiful and romantic aspects of their “untraditional” relationship.
She said, “Yes, I am going to marry Charlie Manson! I think he’s the most handsome man in the world.”
Star became obsessed with Charles Manson when she was a teenager in Illinois working at McDonald’s, and for the past nine years she’s lived just outside the Central California prison so she can see him twice a week, but no conjugal visits are permitted. …
She recalled the first time they met, saying, “I just thought he was the cutest thing. He probably asked me ten times if I wanted to get married.”
Awwwwww! That’s so adorbsies! Like a bucket of puppies! But, wait. What’s this? There’s more to this amazing catch of a man?
Star told INSIDE EDITION, “The seed gun is just one idea that Charlie came up with to help re-seed the planet.”
A seed gun conceived by Charles Manson?! She demonstrated the device for us, which is a ball of seeds packed into paintball-type gun and launched over the ground.
That’s so sweet. She probably doesn’t even realize that Charlie also named his penis “The Seed Gun,” but I suppose no conjugal visits means they have to make due with plants. Love is so amazing.
The interview — which might have been conducted by someone unfamiliar with Manson’s history, save for a quick read on Wikipedia — also reveals that Burton’s family will not be attending the wedding when it happens, but maybe that will make for a much happier occasion with fewer potential victims of mass murder. Who wants to clean up a mess like that in a white dress, amirite?
Watch this space for more news on the happy couple’s upcoming nuptials and whether the Beach Boys or the Monkees will perform.