Martha Stewart Claims She’s Got The Skills To Roll A Perfect Joint

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Martha Stewart, seen above telling the folks at Chipotle how big to make her burrito, sat down with Andy Cohen at 92nd Street Y to promote her new book, Living the Good Long Life: A Practical Guide to Caring. It was there that Stewart revealed that she’s got some serious joint rolling skills, and she’s critical of other folk’s sloppy work. From The Hollywood Reporter:

“I was driving here tonight … and there was this stupid ice cream truck in front of me. ‘Something Good Cream’ or something. And we pulled up right next to it … and a girl and a guy were smoking joints … I said, ‘Boy, those are sloppy joints.'”

To which she added, “Of course I know how to roll a joint.”

She credits her knowledge to rolling cigarettes, but I think it’s a lot more fun to picture Martha Stewart lighting up and chilling out to Lee “Scratch” Perry. Most likely eating Jell-O pudding with a big wooden spoon.

Later she was grilled on her f*ck, marry, kill choices between Donald Trump, Michael Bloomberg, and Bill Gates (called shag, marry, kill in the interview, which is lame). You can see the results below or you can easily guess her choices through common sense. Trump is clearly doomed before a word is spoken.

(Via The Hollywood Reporter)