Minka Kelly Has A Sex Tape…In Which She Dances To Brandy. Yeah.

Everyone who had Grandma Saracen in the “Which Friday Night Lights Cast Member Will Have a Sex Tape First” pool, I’m sorry. The correct answer is: Minka Kelly, who played uptight Christian cheerleader Lyla Garrity for three seasons on the great high school football drama, as well as Nameless Angel on Charlie’s Angels and Derek Jeter’s Girlfriend in Life. (Obligatory: Tyra > Lyla.) According to, naturally, TMZ:

Minka Kelly is the latest in a long line of actresses to star in a sex tape that is now being peddled to the highest bidder…The tape…which is 30-minutes long…was shot in New Mexico and features Minka with an ex-boyfriend [who isn’t Jeter]. The tape is shot in a semi-professional manner. The camera is secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, so both Minka and the BF can watch the action they create. Minka is very aware of the camera. (Via)

Before you get too excited, though:

It’s unclear how old Minka was when the tape was shot. Two songs from Brandy’s second album, Never Say Never, are playing in the background. The album was released on June 8, 1998 — 16 days before Minka’s 18th birthday…As for the claim the Brandy songs were added after the fact, that’s not possible, because we now know Minka is singing and dancing to the songs in the video.

I wonder how many sex tapes were recorded to the sweet sounds of Brandy’s terrible cover of Bryan Adams’s equally awful “(Everything I Do) I Do It for You” in the memorable summer of 1998. I’d guess at least two. No matter how this plays out, at least we’ll always have:

Don’t worry: she’s putting on her lipstick to the tune of “Every Morning” by Sugar Ray. Totally legal.

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