So when the vacation calendar started being passed around the office you decided to take one for the team and be the guy who comes in all this week because with the place empty it’s pretty much like not working while saving your vacation days for times when you’d actually be working. Well played. The only question now is how to pass the time until the tryptophan and booze fueled Arnold DVD commentary marathon? Behold: Nicolas Cage Head.
As a fan of all things odd and Nic Cage I wholeheartedly approve of this site and would recommend getting started by reenacting the plot to Con Air or creating your own storyline for the Plastic Man movie you know Nic wants to star in. And no, I wasn’t aware that after a few minutes everything starts looking like a Nic Cage-endorsed vagina.